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Started a new tumblr with my homegirl/roommate T. T-dawg is going to generously share with the world the weirdest thing she has to offer - Smeagol, her persian (cat). So come enjoy, let him violate you while you gasp in horror, surprise and awkward adoration. The only thing that could make this better is if he could first lick his front feet and grope your breasts.

Sarah, 1920’s self portrait.

Sarah, 1920’s self portrait.

cracked:

Thanks for the love, George Takei.

cracked:

Thanks for the love, George Takei.

what?

I woke up this morning to find that I lost my shirt. found it in the bathroom. Apparently, I had walked from turbocleaning the bathtub where i must have become topless because I definitely started fully dressed. I have no idea what happened between that and passing out in my bed. Upside: The bathtub is fucking clean.